I don’t have one but 10 reasons for not traveling at the back of Maruti Vans:
- Because I am not a CNG cylinder
- Because I am not from the 1950’s
- Because I am taller than 3 feet and have self esteem
- Because I rather have a portable weed garden at the back of my Maruti Van
- Because I do not prefer a numb posterior
- Because I prefer sitting in a car and not climbing/hiking it
- Because I don’t plan to use a time machine, go back in the 70’s and get chloroformed in a bollywood movie
- Because I am not a picnic basket
- Because I am 18+ and have a driving permit
- Because I usually keep the back of my cars vacant for dead bodies, incase someone pisses me off on the way