Sunday, October 14, 2012

Why I don't travel behind a Maruti Van?

I don’t have one but 10 reasons for not traveling at the back of Maruti Vans:
  1. Because I am not a CNG cylinder
  2. Because I am not from the 1950’s
  3. Because I am taller than 3 feet and have self esteem
  4. Because I rather have a portable weed garden at the back of my Maruti Van
  5. Because I do not prefer a numb posterior
  6. Because I prefer sitting in a car and not climbing/hiking it
  7. Because I don’t plan to use a time machine, go back in the 70’s and get chloroformed in a bollywood movie
  8. Because I am not a picnic basket
  9. Because I am 18+ and have a driving permit
  10. Because I usually keep the back of my cars vacant for dead bodies, incase someone pisses me off on the way

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